They Said That! - Softcover

"I never had so many women ask me, 'Can I touch it?' sadly, they were talking about the statuette." --Ben Affleck, screenwriter and actor, on his Oscar "I am defined by the world as a talk-show host. But I am spirit, connected to the greatest spirit." --Oprah Winfrey "The prescription drug industry is spending one billion more dollars a year on advertising than they are on developing new jugs, er...drugs." --Bill Clinton "My father was a businessman. He was a good father. He came home every night for dinner at five." --Victoria Gotti Agnello, daughter of John Gotti, mafia Don "They say Elvis is dead. He is not dead. He's just a different color. He's 6ft. 8in., 225 lbs., plays basketball, and he's black." --Dennis Rodman "I've often said, 'the only thing standing between me and greatness is me." --Woody Allen

"I've never had so many women ask me, "Can I touch it?" Sadly, they were talking about the statuette". This work is a collection of wisecracks, potshots and manifestos from artists, entertainers, politicians, newsmakers and lawbreakers.