Billionaires for Bush: How to Rule the World for Fun and Profit - Softcover

Not a "how-to" book, so much as a "how we do it" primer, the Billionaires for Bush guide reveals the nuts and bolts of the art of Wealth and the Wealthy Attitude. Sections on Purchasing a President, Creative Accounting, and The Seven Habits of Avaricious CEOs lay out the power plays of the wealthiest one percent, while supplements on Elite Style, Landing a Trophy Wife, and What to Steal from the Lincoln Bedroom bring light to the softer side of our plutocratic class. Printed on the finest human skin available, this is a book to treasure. Warning: These are methods and practices undertaken by the truly wealthy. Please do not try this at home, at the mall, or at the trailer park.