Border Games - Softcover

A satirical romp in which the most ridiculous and inane of ideas are on the border (excuse the pun) of plausibility in these current times. Texas governor, George Jefferson (not the dry-cleaning mogul who "moved on up"), is willing to do or say anything to keep his seat and his constituents happy. Anything! With the help of a spunky college coed writer/blogger, Jefferson aims to solve a colossal illegal immigration problem by turning the border control system into a reality game show, Border Games. In this farce so insane it should be illegal, Governor Jefferson will face: His mentor/televangelist/reverend to thousands, an up-and-coming senator named Kelli Johnson, Mexican gangsters with names like Flacco and Lance, his critics, his feather-brained bodyguards, his lust for women (which leads to his wife taking a Louisville Slugger to his car), and lastly, his own stupidity. Will the people of Texas re-elect Jefferson? Or will they end up deporting the Governor?