Big Lovin': The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks

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9781495261329: Big Lovin': The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks

A Satirical Guide That Shows You How to Bang Fat Chicks

Big Lovin' is a satirical book that shows you how to pick up, seduce and bang overweight and obese women. It's a parody of both fat acceptance activists and pick-up artists.

Here’s what you’ll find inside...

  • What you need in order to bang fat girls
  • Where to find fat girls
  • A routine that will get most fat chicks to fall for you instantly
  • How to take a fat girl on a date
  • How to make love to a fat girl
  • Tips for picking up feminists, single moms and more

Much of the book is dedicated to the girls. You’ll read...

  • The differences between fat girls and skinny bitches
  • Why body size and health have nothing to do with each other
  • What fat girls expect out of their men
  • How to approach fat chicks in public
  • Tips on wooing fatties with your culinary talents
  • A method for pleasing fat girls in the bedroom
  • How to build your own swine harem

The book teaches you what you need in order to go hoggin’. You’ll learn...

  • The most important thing you need before you can bang fatties
  • How to supplement yourself if you fall short in the... manhood department
  • The only kind of date that fat chicks will enjoy
  • A recipe that will get even the coldest fattie to fall in love with you
  • How to avoid injuring yourself when you bang a fat girl

The book is organized into an introduction and seven chapters...

  1. What You Need: Preparing yourself before you go on safari
  2. Getting the Girl: The best places to go big game hunting
  3. Dating the Girl: Seducing your girl with a dinner date
  4. Banging the Girl: How to harpoon your whale without hurting yourself
  5. Other Tips: Advice on different types of orcas
  6. A Super-Sized Love Story: A tale of fatty-banging woe from my past
  7. Final Thoughts: A concise summary of what you just learned

Big Lovin’ can serve as a gag gift for your player friend or as an amusing takedown of the “fat acceptance” movement.

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About the Author:

Matt Forney was born in 1988 in Rome, New York and grew up in nearby Syracuse. A graduate of Christian Brothers Academy, he later attended SUNY Plattsburgh and the University at Albany, majoring in English and journalism. A former retail wage slave, bureaucrat and ditch-digger, Matt began writing under his real name in 2012 to chronicle a hitchhiking trip he took from Syracuse to Portland, Oregon.

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