The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Slytherin In Your Life - Softcover

Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Has that frenemy reared her ugly head? Tell her she's the fourth Unforgiveable Curse. Is a know-it-all giving you trouble? Arm yourself with "I can tell you didn't get an O.W.L. in Transfiguration. Otherwise you would've done something about your face." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, this is the book for you! Also available is the "Unofficial Harry Potter Love Notes Book: 75 Magical Lines to Charm Your Crush," if you're more of a hopeless romantic-type wizard or witch! https://amzn.to/2K88W2L (This book is a kid-friendly parody and is not affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book, J.K. Rowling, or Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)

BIRDY JONES, a Ravenclaw who represented her house in the Triwizard Tournament, is also the author of "Mister Cool" published by Pow! Books. She has a master's degree in video production from DePaul University and has used her magic to create vivid books kids will love. She enjoys tricking her friends into eating the gross flavors of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. www.birdyjones.wordpress.com LAURA J. MOSS, a Gryffindor who played Chaser for her house Quidditch team, is a writer and the co-founder of AdventureCats.org. She has a master’s degree in journalism from the University of South Carolina, and her articles have appeared on CNN.com, The Huffington Post, Forbes.com and Yahoo.com. She also writes young-adult novels and enjoys baking homemade Pumpkin Pasties. www.laurajmoss.com