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STRINGS ATTACHED

A lively collection of moving cartoons.By Roy Schlemme

AuthorHouse

Copyright © 2012 Roy Schlemme
All right reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4685-5467-0

Chapter One

No laugh lines here! However, you might find a few augmenting some of my little cartoon efforts contained on the next 126 pages. If you're partial to boisterous, exuberant, and rambunctious humor, then you've come to the right place for a bit of light-hearted entertainment. Although nobody's offering anything like a money-back guarantee here, I do feel that, even if, like the beleagured soul seen above, you're bummed out by more than a few of life's pervasive little problems, my upbeat collection of oddball gems should provide a welcome respite.

-Roy Schlemme

"Were it my duel, sir, I'd be focusing on his oxygen bottle."

"Perhaps, if you stopped feeding them flies, they would all go away."

"Never let it be said that management doesn't listen ... Here's your raise in celery."

"Still windy out there?"

"Even though I'm no art critic, I'd have to rate this as probably his most noteworthy creative effort."

"Compliments of the exterminator at Table Twelve."

"We use them for emergencies whenever Economy Class video goes down."

"It never comes out quite as well with reconstituted eye of newt."

(Continues...)

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