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Jennifer Love Hewitt began her acting career as a child by appearing in television commercials and the Disney Channel series Kids Incorporated. She rose to fame in teenage popular culture via her role as Sarah Reeves in the Fox series Party of Five, and as Julie James in the film I Know What You Did Last Summer and its sequel. In addition to acting, Hewitt has also served as a producer on certain film or television projects. Currently, she can be seen on the CBS television program Ghost Whisperer as Melinda Gordon, a young woman who can communicate with the ghosts of the dead. She recently added director to her resume when she directed an episode of GW.

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The Day I Shot Cupid

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Contents

Preface................................................................................................................................................................1Introduction...........................................................................................................................................................5Cereal Dater...........................................................................................................................................................14Balls, a Dress or a Dress That Hides Our Balls.........................................................................................................................16Macho, Metro, of Hero..................................................................................................................................................20Dumbfounded Genitals, or Who Took Ply Mojo?............................................................................................................................24Flosse and Todded......................................................................................................................................................31The Stages Are Set.....................................................................................................................................................58Texting or Sexing......................................................................................................................................................60IM in IM out I'm Still on His IM.......................................................................................................................................63Three Strikes You're Out...............................................................................................................................................66Something Smells.......................................................................................................................................................70Dj Wardrobe..........................................................................................................................................................72When Your Relationship Comes to a Skid Mark...........................................................................................................................74Natural Dilemma........................................................................................................................................................77BuTTinski, or Does My Butt Look Big?...................................................................................................................................84WWW.ZIPIT.COM..........................................................................................................................................................95Let's Play "We"........................................................................................................................................................97Put Your Big-Girl Pants On and Got Over It.............................................................................................................................104It Was Vagazzaling.....................................................................................................................................................107Table for One..........................................................................................................................................................110in Whom Can We Trust...................................................................................................................................................112You Love Me, You Really Love Me or Maybe Not...........................................................................................................................115Get Moving!............................................................................................................................................................119Twenty Things to Do After a Breakup....................................................................................................................................134Actual Facts About the Heart...........................................................................................................................................138Let's Snuggle! The Hormone That Makes Us Do So.........................................................................................................................141Stop! In the Name of Love..............................................................................................................................................143My Five-Day Diet That Only Lasted Three...............................................................................................................................151You're So Vain You Probably Think This Varicose Is About You...........................................................................................................153Bitch, Please..........................................................................................................................................................156Fat and Not with a PH..................................................................................................................................................159OMG I'm 30!............................................................................................................................................................161Be Polite It's Cellulite...............................................................................................................................................164W.O.R.T.H (Women Over Relationships That Hurt).........................................................................................................................167The Perfect Date, Batteries Included...................................................................................................................................169Ten Things to Do Before a Date.........................................................................................................................................175Ten Things NOT to Do Before Date.......................................................................................................................................177Five Things He Should Say on a Date....................................................................................................................................179Five Things You Should NOT Say on a Date...............................................................................................................................180Ten Hard-Core Truths About Men.........................................................................................................................................181What a Nan Should Know.................................................................................................................................................184What a Woman Should Know...............................................................................................................................................186What Does Love Mean?...................................................................................................................................................188Twenty-five Things They Haven't Written About Me...