Fairt Tales Up-to-Now (Classic Reprint) - Softcover

Excerpt from Fairt Tales Up-to-Now

So be my wife, or else I'll call a general ser vants' strike.

The Princess arched her noble brow and an swered him to wit Not on your cabinet photo, sir, likewise nay-nay and nit. Then as she left the Delegate he sneered with out a flinch, This palace is non-union. Have Ifoiled her? It's a cinch!

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Excerpt from Fairt Tales Up-to-Now

Of yore the foolish Fairy made
His fame in childish story;
But now he wisely plies his trade
And never thinks of glory.

The Ogre at his modem meal
Boasts loud of stocks and margin,
Breakfasts on Standard Oil and Steel
And keeps right on enlargin'

The Woodland Babes your childhood met
May still enjoy their capers;
But when they're lost they only get
A write-up in the papers.

Where is the Wizard dark of fate,
Whose word brought sloth and ruin?
Behold the Walking Delegate
Who murmurs, "Nothin' doin'!"

And if the stage attracts our fays,
None will forbid, that's certain.
But hush! the play is on - so raise
The advertising curtain.

About the Publisher

Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com

This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.