Pirates!: You Guys?: Volume 1 - Softcover

A thrilling space opera series set in this galaxy in the distant future which, oddly enough, is far far away.  Taking an unceremonious jab at every cliché and bending every trope from the greats of science fiction.  No opportunity to abuse a science fiction standard is left untaken. 
You’ll be transported into a haphazard, possibly deadly, but probably not, race to save the galaxy.  Our unlikely heroes turning out to be likely heroes.  But, mostly, just trying to have good clean piratey fun, get wasted and laid.  Oh, and make a fair profit while saving the galaxy.
Something for everyone… misogyny, criminology, biology, bigotry, technology, philosophy, psychology, mixology, chemistry.  The ism’s, ahh the ism’s… sexism, hedonism, nihilism, racism, imperialism, anthropomorphism.  Did I mention scimitar fights, epic space battles and deep reflection on the humanoid condition?
So, couch-up and prepare to be entertained, amused and enlightened.  Ok, that last one was a stretch.

Amazing that anyone would take this author seriously.  The shear incredulity of the technologies described is nothing less than laughable… all the way to the end.
– New Elltaes Satire Review

Science Fiction will never be taken seriously again!
– Paniclateris Literature Take

What was the author thinking?  Not once did a slimy green alien worm parasite erupt from someone’s intestines.
– Albuquerque Sunday Book Review

E.T. McAllen has spent decades with some of the largest companies on Earth creating great works of fiction. He is the award winning author of thousands of project plans, PowerPoint slides, Excel spreadsheets and technical documentation. Many of which are fiction classics.

He is currently occupying the spaces in-between and madly working away on the next book in the series.

Quiet please!