Keep Chewing Till it Stops Kicking - Softcover

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Yo, this is Hal the Caveman coming at you. I lived 5 million years ago in what's now known as Chicken Bend, Arkansas. As a hobby, I drew pictures on the walls of my cave, showing what life was like back in the day. Then some egghead spotted my artwork and found a way to translate it into modern English. Thrill as I describe how dinosaurs used my relatives as throw pillows! Read with awe as I reveal the importance of not ending up as part of a velociraptor turd! Share the joy as I relate how we accidentally invented the missionary position when Tamuk tripped over a tree root and fell on top of his cousin, Twin Moons. See how caveman really felt about: Family Life: "Kids and food . . . it's important to know the difference" Clothing: "Sometimes back hair just isn't enough" Fighting: "Like rugby with spears" And for all you aspiring Fred Flinstones, I'll be offering up some modern-day wisdom, like redoing your apartment, Miocene-era style, and hosting your own caveman-themed barbeques and weekend retreats. Praise For Steve Graham's The Good, The Spam, And The Ugly "Gleefully offensive" -Publishers Weekly"Thanks for using a pseudonym" -Steve's father Steve Graham, a former attorney, is the author of The Good, the Spam, and the Ugly, as well as the upcoming Eat What You Want and Die Like a Man: The World's Unhealthiest Cookbook. He lives in Miami.

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