How to Raise a Superchild!: Every Parent's Simple, Step-By-Step Guide - Softcover

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A Tongue-in-Cheek Gift Book to Help Any Anxious Parent Raise the Prodigy of Their Dreams
 
More helpful than Baby Mozart tapes, sign language bootcamps, or Mandarin lessons in the womb, this down-and-dirty field guide gives parents the exact steps they need to take in order to raise the next… Pope, highly paid TV anchorperson, Miss Universe, Governor of California, rocket scientist, bestselling author, mega-lawsuit lawyer, or more than twenty other occupations of their choosing.

From how to outfit the nursery to the best and worst names for that profession, from the early years to what to download on your future teen's iPod, it's all here in what will become the must-have gift book on the baby shower circuit. After all, as this book illustrates with on-spot wit, you've got to be prepared as a parent…and retain your sense of humor.

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