Get in the Sea!: An Apoplectic Guide to Modern Life - Hardcover

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Andy Dawson has written for an array of newspapers and magazines over the past two decades, some of which no longer exist. Get In The Sea! is his fourth book, if you include the two that he co-wrote with Monkey from the PG tips adverts.

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On dry land, our day-to-day lives are being well and
truly done up the wrong 'un by hordes of idiots who drag
us down with their foolishness, their tompankery and
their epic sh*thousery. Something must be done - it's time
for the idiots to be dispatched into the f**king sea.

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The sea - cold, wet and unforgiving. The perfect place to dump shit products, moronic people and crap pop culture.

Man buns? Get in the sea.

Tripadvisor contributors? In you go.

Cereal cafes? SEA.

And how about the Beard Bib, water sommeliers, real people playing Quidditch, dating apps, Bluetooth gloves and Shoreditch? Then there's waterproof suits, juicing, early Christmas, dog yoga, drones, Dubai and Greg Wallace? Fuck. It's never ending.

Something must be done.

Buy this book.

Or you know what you can do . . .