Amalgamation 5150: A conglomerate of short stories by Bob Page. - Softcover

Reseña del editor

Bob Page’s “Amalgamation 5150” is a complete circus of batshit crazy! These non-fiction & science fictional stories were created by one wretched and convoluted mind. BEWARE: they might lead you to your own padded cell or is it...you are already in one?

“My dad works on a state of the art nuclear bomber. If you bastards don’t let me out in time for the strippers, I’m going to have him send a bomber to bomb me the hell outta this sh&%*hole you call a workplace! You understand? You imbeciles.” ~Manic Me~

“He drinks, slurs, serves, steals, drinks, slurs, serves, steals like a repeating rifle.” ~The Block~

“He doesn't want to do CPR. Would you want to press your lips against the mouth of some old, strange dude who just hit a home run with his Grand Slam breakfast, pitched with a strawberry shake and coffee?” ~ A Hearty Lunch ~

“FASTER, FASTER, and FASTER I must move. Green lights, yellow lights, and red, I treat them all the same and with the same speed!” ~ Max Goes for Milk ~

“It is so decreed by your Care Takers that the Cared For be shielded and protected from themselves, for they have been born in sin; they have ALL been born guilty! Law, and following that law, is now humanity’s only grace.” ~Crush~

“I have little money. I’m a writer. I may be retarded and I get no respect.” ~Mozart~

Biografía del autor

"Bob Page" - "Multi-Lead Medics"(TM) is the trademarked 12-Lead ECG interpretation workshop developed by Bob Page, AAS, NREMT-P, CCEMT-P, I/C. His mission is to develop and present high-quality, innovative, informative, and entertaining educational programs for personnel involved in the emergency and critical care of patients.

Bob Page is an internationally known speaker, instructor, author, and paramedic. He has presented seminars across the United States, Canada, and in Europe. He is recognized for his energetic, humorous, and motivational style. Bob takes ordinarily dry and hard-to-teach topics and transforms them into a fun, learning experience. Bob calls it "Edutainment."

Bob's presentations are accompanied by exciting AV support from the PowerPoint@ and Keynote programs with graphics, animation, audio, and video clips. Bob has authored dozens of articles on cardiology and other emergency and critical care topics and more recently has developed the cardiology section of the Critical Care Emergency Medical Transport Course from the University of Maryland, Baltimore County.

Bob has been an instructor since 1975, teaching a variety of adult education courses from customer service to advanced medical care. He has an Associate degree in Paramedical Technology from Southwest Baptist University. He is a nationally registered and critical care paramedic. He has been involved in EMS since 1978; when he became a CPR instructor. Bob is Director of Emergency Care Education at St. John's Regional Health Center in Springfield, Missouri. He is the lead instructor for the paramedic program and has taught at all levels of EMS and nursing. He has earned an adjunct faculty appointmentat the University of Maryland, Baltimore County, and is also a guest instructor at Southwest Baptist University's College of Nursing.