Dispatches from the Tenth Circle: The Best of the Onion - Softcover

Siegel, Robert; Onion Staff

 
9780609808344: Dispatches from the Tenth Circle: The Best of the Onion
Softcover
ISBN 10: 0609808346 ISBN 13: 9780609808344
Verlag: Three Rivers Press (CA), 2001

Inhaltsangabe

Presents a zany selection of hundreds of the best and funniest news stories from the popular humor Web site

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The Onion is the world’s most popular humor publication. Its first book, Our Dumb Century, was a New York Times #1 bestseller and winner of the Thurber Prize for American Humor.

The Onion can be found at www.theonion.com and on newsstands nationwide.

Aus dem Klappentext

The Onion is laugh-out-loud, go-tell-your-friends, get-angry-you-didnt-think-of-it funny.
Conan OBrien

Outside of maybe Dario Fo, an Italian who few are sure exists, the Onion people make the most consistently perfect and excoriating social commentary we currently have. But will those Nobel bastards honor them, too? Only God, our merciless and just God, knows.
Dave Eggers

The funniest publication in the United States.
The New Yorker

This publication is tasteless and destructive to our shared values. Read it for yourself and youll see what I mean. Seriously, what else could make me laughmuch less laugh uproariouslywhile being offended week after week after week?
Al Gore

The Onion is the funniest thing in news since Dan Rathers spooky stare.
Matt Groening

Brutal satire that rushes into the far reaches of race, class, sexuality, and culture where many publicationsand criticsfear to tread.
Chicago Tribune

The Onion, unlike any other entity in our media culture, offers a refreshingly honest look at our complicated life.
Ken Burns

Auszug. © Genehmigter Nachdruck. Alle Rechte vorbehalten.

An Introduction by T. Herman Zweibel Publisher Emeritus

Any collection that contains the greatest news-writing of the epoch should be approached with humility, gravity, and not a little awe. How-ever, having built The Onion news-paper up from a mere market-gazette into the finest source of printed news-matter in our Republic, I have no illusions concerning the so-called romance of journalism. The collection you are holding is a sham, a fraud, and a waste of your hard-earned money. This material was intended to sell advertising space when it first ran, and now that it has served its purpose and is no longer relevant, you lot have paid for something that was initially free!

But this collection also fills my coffers with money, so I cannot object too strenuously to its printing. It also illustrates a point I often tried to make in my Publisher's Address columns in The Onion news-paper: I cannot believe the use-less things upon which you rabble will spend your precious few coppers! Wax-cylinder-recordings of the minstrel-men who sing while dressed like Negroes. Postcards of the French persuasion illustrated with daguerreotypes of ladies who are, against all common decency, from France. The medical quackery that is Mr. Salk's so-called "polio vaccine." I suppose, all things being equal, that you could do worse than to spend your meager funds on the journalistic pearls writ herein.

Which brings to mind a question often posed to me: Why do I permit people to be taught to read? After all, being a news-paper-man, I am in a better position than most to observe the results of wide-spread literacy, and I long ago concluded that letting the man on the street know what is going on in the world does far more harm than good. Is it wise to work the commoners into a lather by making them literate? Many still living remember how close this continent came to bloody, flaming destruction just a few years past, when it seemed that every brick-layer and ditch-digger would learn letters and ciphers at the iron-shod feet of that fulminating sow Laura Ingalls Wilder. Only the extreme measures of blinding her sister and putting her house to the torch were finally enough to stop that mad-woman's crusade.

Yet the damage had been done, and publishers such as myself were forced to re-work our papers. What were once organs of information serving the ruling elite now cater to a public that seems to think itself possessed of a right to know the day-to-day goings-on of the world. Thankfully, however, no matter how strenuously these squealing puddings demand to be informed, their actual desire to be informed is as slight as ever. Ruth-less plutocrats such as myself have slept much easier since deducing that the average citizen will not stir an inch to remove his rectum from the ream, so long as he is provided with sporting-pages, Sunday funnies, and gigantic, quivering bosoms somewhere above the front-page fold.

Yes, I once repented me of my news-paper-man's trade. But now, with more printed matter around than ever, I realize that my repentance was as silly and point-less as repentance always is. Now, knowing full well the common-man's taste for minstrelsy and penny-dreadful dramas, I do not fear to place the gems of daily reportage into general circulation. Instead, I took a lesson from the Mother church: By deluging you, the reader, with all manner of conflicting tripe along with a few small grains of truth, I have distracted you into settling for a much more worth-less and hope-less world than you might otherwise. This, of course, pays great dividends, as it seems to cause you to run about stabbing and looting and raping and burning, making my paper more enjoyable and exciting to read, which in turn increases sales to those like yourself.

Therefore, you will be proud to learn, you are partially responsible for what you will find in these pages as you rediscover the manifold joys and horrors of Onion issues past. Not so responsible as am I, of course, because you are but sheep and I a stone-hearted millionaire and, yes, a great employer of shepherds.

Now leave me alone!

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Verlag
Three Rivers Press (CA)
Erscheinungsdatum
2001
Sprache
Englisch
ISBN 10 
0609808346
ISBN 13 
9780609808344
Einband
Taschenbuch
Auflage
1
Anzahl der Seiten
174
Kontakt zum Hersteller
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