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Buch 1 von 2: A Dead & Breakfast Mystery

Hillis, Kat; Thor, Rosiee

 
9780593952719: Dead & Breakfast (A Dead & Breakfast Mystery, 1)
Softcover
ISBN 10: 0593952715 ISBN 13: 9780593952719
Verlag: Penguin Publishing Group, 2025

Inhaltsangabe

The new vampires in town are sinking their teeth into solving a murder…

Married odd couple Arthur and Sal are totally normal. They wear sunscreen, not because the sun can kill them, but because even the undead need a skincare regimen. They eat garlic whenever they want, though it gives Sal indigestion. They can talk to creatures of the night, but only the raccoons that rifle through their garbage. Really, they don’t bite… except into delicious baked goods.

Ready to settle down and stay out of trouble, the two have opened a bed & breakfast in the idyllic, if not-so-paranormal-friendly, town of Trident Falls, Oregon. But trouble finds them when the mayor is discovered dead in their begonias with two puncture wounds in his neck. With the help of a werewolf barista, the elven town coroner, and a very human city manager, Arthur and Sal will need to prove they aren’t literally out for blood by catching a killer…

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Über die Autorin bzw. den Autor

Kat Hillis is an author of queer speculative fiction full of silly jokes and twisty plots. A southerner now living in Alabama, she’s a lifelong fan of vampires, murder, and puns. When she’s not writing or reading, she’s gaming, drawing, or making handcrafted soaps.

Rosiee Thor began their career as a storyteller by demanding to tell their mother bedtime stories instead of the other way around. Now, they write stories for all ages, including young adult novels Tarnished Are The Stars and Fire Becomes Her, the picture book The Meaning of Pride, and tie-in novels for franchises like Life is Strange and Firefly. They live in Oregon with two cats, a dog, and an abundance of plants.

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Chapter 1

The lobby of the Iris Inn was dead, but, then, so were its owners. Arthur sat rigid at the front desk, eyes trained on the entrance, waiting. He didn't strictly mind the quiet of an empty house-all the better to hear his own thoughts-but it had been quiet for so very long. Though time's significance was beginning to slip through Arthur's immortal fingers, it had not yet lost all meaning. So, when the front door of the old refurbished grange hall creaked open, he was glad for the interruption. A guest. At last.

The cheerful brunette had only one suitcase. A carry-on. Gray. The woman wouldn't be staying in Trident Falls more than a night or two, by Arthur's estimation. He wrote as much on the fluorescent pink Post-it note pressed against the oak paneling of the front desk.

"Welcome to the Iris Inn. Do you have a reservation?" She didn't, but Arthur liked to ask all the same. It granted their little establishment an air of importance it hadn't otherwise earned.

The woman smoothed her pressed blue blazer as she approached the counter. She wore sensible flats and an ivory satin blouse that played nicely against her medium-brown skin, and her hair was cropped and worn natural to frame her round face in tiny curls. Not exactly the rumpled and travel-worn type of guest he imagined would be the Iris Inn's usual customer-if their bed-and-breakfast ever became successful enough to have customers, plural.

"Oh no. I'm sorry. I didn't think to call ahead." The wheels of her suitcase clicked along the hardwood floor as she approached the desk. "Mr. Roth seemed sure you'd have room for me."

Arthur raised an eyebrow at the mention of Trident Falls' inept excuse for a mayor and bent his head to check his nonexistent calendar for nonexistent bookings.

The suitcase squeaked to a halt as the woman compressed the handle.

Arthur turned his attention to the sticky note where, under the word suitcase, he wrote old.

"We should be able to find room for you." Arthur eyed her bag warily. No one stayed in Trident Falls for long if they could help it, but that wasn't going to stop him from trying. He gestured to the stack of tourism brochures on the desk, boldly displaying a fuzzy photo obviously taken in the previous millennium of a smiling family carrying backpacks in front of a fluorescent orange tent. "Perhaps you'd enjoy a day hike to the falls."

"Oh, I'm not much of an outdoorswoman."

Arthur couldn't blame her. There was nothing he found particularly great about the great outdoors himself. Straightening his tie, he took another tack. "Well, there's plenty of other activities to do," which was technically true if she was the sort to be impressed by small quantities. "The park is lovely, and you might enjoy taking in a film at the cinema, or perhaps a tour of the local eateries!" He waved a hand at a pile of takeout menus. "Downtown Trident Falls has much to offer!" Calling it downtown was a bit misleading, as there was no uptown, sidetown, or insideouttown to be heard of. Trident Falls had once been a charming locale, something Arthur knew from personal experience, but these days there were too many potholes and too few of what his husband, Sal, called Instagrammable spots to draw much of a crowd. Or customers.

When they opened three months ago, the Iris Inn had benefited from the usual surge of travel writers-or rather, travel vloggers-but their reviews were lackluster at best. Some were disappointed an establishment run by two vampires was so traditional, and some were downright offended at the sight of paranormals at the welcome desk. "Sadly, not haunted," wrote one reviewer. "Dangerous propaganda that attempts to normalize the paranormal lifestyle," complained another. "One-ply toilet paper gets one star from this account." There was no pleasing everyone, though Arthur had remedied the toilet paper situation posthaste. But the damage was done, and business had petered off from there. There had been some curiosity among the Twilight obsessed, but after people realized there were no sparkly vampires in Trident Falls-with the notable exception of the time Arthur had been the unwitting victim of a glitter bomb-the only visitors to the Iris Inn came for funerals or entirely by accident.

"Will you be staying just the one night?" Arthur asked, pen hovering over the sticky note.

"As long as you'll have me, actually." The woman's lips split into an oddly genuine smile.

Strangers didn't smile at one another in Trident Falls. In fact, Arthur could count on his fingers the number of times he'd smiled at a fellow resident and had gotten one in return.

The woman held out a hand, presumably mistaking Arthur's skepticism for confusion, and said, "Nora Anderson. I'm the new city manager. And since the apartment I was supposed to be renting turned out to be a Best Pots on an empty lot, I need a place to stay that isn't made of plastic and preferably has a separate room for the toilet."

"I think we can accommodate that request." The rooms at the Iris Inn were several steps up from a porta-potty in Arthur's view, though he was certainly biased. He took her outstretched hand and shook it, then let go quickly. He didn't need her focusing on his lack of circulation. "Arthur. Arthur Miller-and before you ask, no relation."

"No one ever asks, my dear, which I imagine is your own personal crucible." A voice the consistency of grape jelly-smooth and saccharine with a flair of artificial flavor-floated through the entryway, followed by a white man with shoulder-length dark hair, hazel eyes, and a chiseled jaw the likes of which wouldn't have been out of place upon the cover of a romance novel-the historical variety, if his outfit was anything to go by. Today he wore a plum waistcoat and voluminous cravat over a white shirt with an absolutely uncalled-for amount of lace.

In truth, all that set Arthur's husband apart from the Fabios of the world was stature-a shocking five feet six inches-and a small scar across his eyebrow, sustained in an altercation with a brigand outside a tavern sometime during the eighteenth century, or so he claimed. In reality, the scar was the result of an unfortunate incident with a razor a few years back when eyebrow slits were all the rage, proving that one should never attempt avant-garde hair removal when one doesn't have a reflection in a mirror. Arthur had tended the wound and covered it with a My Little Pony bandage.

"Salvatore Conte, and might I say, what a pleasure it is to meet me." Salvatore bent to brush his lips across Nora's knuckles. "Bienvenue chez nous, mademoiselle." Salvatore grasped the suitcase and waved her forward. "Please, come in. There is no need for you to wait for an invitation." He laughed at his little joke, his voice carrying as he disappeared up the stairs, their guest in tow. "You have impeccable timing. We're hosting a soirée this evening-a night of the finest fromage Trident Falls has to offer! You simply must attend. Everyone who's anyone will be there, and of course my husband has procured a shocking amount of wine for the occasion."

"Oh, that's fun! I'll invite the mayor to join us," Nora managed to say before Sal's booming bravado eclipsed her voice once more.

"Such a treat for you to visit our neck of the woods . . . This is our nicest room, mind you, with a lovely window overlooking the forest. No, no, you'd best go in on your own. I wouldn't want to impede your view of the sunset. Do let us know if you require anything at all."

There was a click of the door and the light tapping of Salvatore's feet on the stairs before he reappeared in the entryway, showing his fangs in a grin.

"I thought you were Italian," Arthur said blandly. "Bienvenue? Isn't that French?"

Salvatore huffed, a fleeting look of a rat caught in a trap in his eyes. "After so...

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Verlag
Penguin Publishing Group
Erscheinungsdatum
2025
Sprache
Englisch
ISBN 10 
0593952715
ISBN 13 
9780593952719
Einband
Taschenbuch
Auflage
1
Anzahl der Seiten
337
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