Don't Forget Your Etiquette!: The Essential Guide to Misbehavior - Hardcover

Greenberg, David

 
9780374349905: Don't Forget Your Etiquette!: The Essential Guide to Misbehavior

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If you're smart, you'll read my book
Of modern children's etiquette.
If you don't, I'm sad to say –
Your life will be pathetiquette.

Meet Miss Information, the world's foremost expert on bad behavior, as she offers upside-down advice about the etiquette of absolutely everything. In twenty impishly off-center poems she states her views on such important topics as bathing (with and without gerbils), kissing (Komodo dragons as well as teachers), and eating.

Exuberant illustrations full of hilarious antics add to the humor of this mischievous spoof on bad behavior. These sly poems offer a child-friendly way to discuss what good behavior really should be like and are sure to become every child's essential guide to – a rollicking good time!

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Über die Autorin bzw. den Autor

DAVID GREENBERG's picture books in verse include the popular Slugs. He lives in Portland, Oregon. NADINE BERNARD WESTCOTT has illustrated countless humorous picture books, including Hello, Snow! by Hope Vestergaard. She lives in Nantucket, Massachusetts.

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