Help, I Can't Stop Laughing!: A Nonstop Collection of Life's Funniest Stories - Softcover

Spangler, Ann

 
9780310259541: Help, I Can't Stop Laughing!: A Nonstop Collection of Life's Funniest Stories
Softcover
ISBN 10: 0310259541 ISBN 13: 9780310259541
Verlag: Zondervan, 2006

Inhaltsangabe

But be forewarned, once you start, you may not be able to stop! Help, I Can’t Stop Laughing! offers a collection of nonstop fun, foibles, and rib-tickling humor for those who know that laughter is the best medicine. Contributors like Barbara Johnson, Martha Bolton, Mark Lowry, Patsy Clairmont, Becky Freeman, and Chonda Pierce share their most hilarious and embarrassing moments to remind you that God’s love and a little laughter will keep you smiling no matter what curves life throws you. This cheerful collection of quips, stories, anecdotes, and quotes offers a continual source of refreshment in the midst of life’s struggles and stresses. Let the laughter begin!

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Über die Autorinnen und Autoren

Ann Spangler is an award-winning writer and the author of many bestselling books, including Praying the Names of God, Women of the Bible and Sitting at the Feet of Rabbi Jesus. She is also the author of The One Year Devotions for Women and the general editor of the Names of God Bible. Ann’s fascination with and love of Scripture have resulted in books that have opened the Bible to a wide range of readers. She and her two daughters live in Grand Rapids, Michigan.



Shari MacDonald is the author of numerous Christian novels, coauthor of such titles as "The Creative Memories® Way", and compiler of several humor compilations, including "Humor for a Mom’s Heart". She and her husband, live in Portland, Oregon with their twin sons.

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But be forewarned, once you start, you may not be able to stop! Help, I Can't Stop Laughing! offers a collection of nonstop fun, foibles, and rib-tickling humor for those who know that laughter is the best medicine.



Contributors like Barbara Johnson, Martha Bolton, Mark Lowry, Patsy Clairmont, Becky Freeman, and Chonda Pierce share their most hilarious and embarrassing moments to remind you that God's love and a little laughter will keep you smiling no matter what curves life throws you.



This cheerful collection of quips, stories, anecdotes, and quotes offers a continual source of refreshment in the midst of life's struggles and stresses. Let the laughter begin!

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Help, I Can't Stop Laughing!Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative,a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.--- Franklin P. JonesI refuse to think of them as chin hairs.I think of them as stray eyebrows.--- Janette BarberClothes make the man. Naked peoplehave littleor no influence on society.--- Mark TwainIf Image Were Everything,We'd Be in Big TroubleWild MamaRachael PhillipsSleeping in --- an unknown luxury, a fairy-tale fantasy that inevitablydissolved in a shower of Cheerios and the wiggles and jigglesand messy, precious kisses of my preschoolers. Sleeping in existedin a different solar system --- or perhaps in a different galaxy far, faraway.But those thoughts evaporated as I lay in a bed I wouldn't haveto make, savoring the ecstasy of a quiet --- yes, quiet --- sixteenth storyhotel room. My husband had already left for his conference,and I indulged in forbidden pleasures: a cup of real coffee (doublecream) in bed, steaming hot from the first mellow sip to the verylast; a television program in which most peoplealready knew howto count to ten; and a long, sinful bath filled to the top, with no Mr.Bubble or rubber duckies in sight.After bathing, I ignored my ratty plaid bathrobe hanging on thehook. I didn't decide what to wear. Instead, I wandered around theroom, carefree and content as Eve in the Garden of Eden, unhamperedby diaper bags, car seats, nap times, or must-have blankies.I pondered how I would spend an entire day without children orHappy Meals. Intoxicated with my liberty, I forgot my mother'sadvice to always close the drapes and faced the room-sized picturewindows. The panoramic view of city streets and smaller buildingsfar below dazzled my eyes, my soul. Embracing the endless azuresky, I sang, 'I'm free! Free!''Chuk-chuk-chuk-chuk-chuk!' A dragonfly the size of a sixtiesCadillac suddenly hovered by the window. I hit the floor as ifattacked by enemy fire, yanking the bedspread (too late!) across mynaked, prostrate form. The traffic helicopter pilot waved. Then heand his mighty machine swept off to corners of the universe whereother derelict mothers in need of reform might lurk.I pulled the blanket over my head and groaned. Mortificationstuffed my throat like a giant spoonful of crunchy peanut butter. Ifelt a hot strawberry flush from my toes to my eyebrows. Not countingGod, only my husband and my doctor had seen me in the buff;now a nameless helicopter pilot in Cleveland shared that...er...privilege.Him and who else? I grabbed my heart and my ratty plaid bathrobeand edged toward the window. Praise be. No Blue Angel precisionjet formations screaming into view, scouting for the Miss ThunderThighs competition. I closed the drapes, then donned a pair ofkhakis and my highest-necked sweater. I started my makeup routine.No blush needed today!I didn't dare turn the radio on as usual. Couldn't bear to think ofthat friendly pilot's nine o'clock traffic report. 'Great view over thecity,' he'd say. 'Why, I can see clear to next Tuesday. No accidentsdowntown, but hey, cover up --- er, buckle up! --- for safety, and slowdown for those curves!'Or maybe he'd give a few cute weather tips: 'Sunny, but chilly.Dress in layers. At least one.'

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Verlag
Zondervan
Erscheinungsdatum
2006
Sprache
Englisch
ISBN 10 
0310259541
ISBN 13 
9780310259541
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Anzahl der Seiten
256
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