Being turned into a vampire is the easy part. Actually becoming a vampire is far more difficult.
What to look for in a coffin?
How to lure the tastiest prey?
How to stay on trend over the centuries?
Garlic and sunlight - as dangerous as they'd have us believe?
In today's world of vampire-obsessed pop culture, misinformation abounds. A newly turned vampire who looks to films and novels for answers to everlasting life's question risks being reduced to a smouldering pile of dust. So where can you, a neophyte immortal, turn for reliable information about leading your best and bloodiest existence? The New Vampire's Handbook is the definitive guide, and includes:
- a head-to-toe look at your vampiric body: how to harness your new powers to dispatch mortal enemies, maintain your fangs, and embrace your vampirosexuality
- methods for luring prey, faking your way through meals, approaching other vampires, and creating a four-hundred-year financial plan
- tips on acting your "age," behaving appropriately if you see a human you knew decades ago, and dealing with epic vampire feuds
- essential advice for blending in with the masses, from finding a coven to avoiding the media (and mirrors) to staying on top of the latest fashion trends
Welcome to the night.
Die Inhaltsangabe kann sich auf eine andere Ausgabe dieses Titels beziehen.
Miles Proctor is AKA The Onion's Joe Garden, Chris Pauls, Anita Serwacki, and former Onion writers Scott Sherman and Janet Ginsburg, Together they have authored The Dastardly Book for Dogs (42k tcm) and The Devious Book for Cats (21k tcm).
„Über diesen Titel“ kann sich auf eine andere Ausgabe dieses Titels beziehen.
Anbieter: WeBuyBooks, Rossendale, LANCS, Vereinigtes Königreich
hardcover. Zustand: Good. Most items will be dispatched the same or the next working day. A copy that has been read but remains in clean condition. All of the pages are intact and the cover is intact and the spine may show signs of wear. The book may have minor markings which are not specifically mentioned. Artikel-Nr. rev5704106625
Anzahl: 1 verfügbar
Anbieter: WorldofBooks, Goring-By-Sea, WS, Vereinigtes Königreich
Paperback. Zustand: Very Good. Being turned into a vampire is the easy part. Actually becoming a vampire is far more difficult.What to look for in a coffin?How to lure the tastiest prey?How to stay on trend over the centuries?Garlic and sunlight - as dangerous as they'd have us believe?In today's world of vampire-obsessed pop culture, misinformation abounds. A newly turned vampire who looks to films and novels for answers to everlasting life's question risks being reduced to a smouldering pile of dust. So where can you, a neophyte immortal, turn for reliable information about leading your best and bloodiest existence? The New Vampire's Handbook is the definitive guide, and includes: - a head-to-toe look at your vampiric body: how to harness your new powers to dispatch mortal enemies, maintain your fangs, and embrace your vampirosexuality- methods for luring prey, faking your way through meals, approaching other vampires, and creating a four-hundred-year financial plan- tips on acting your "age," behaving appropriately if you see a human you knew decades ago, and dealing with epic vampire feuds- essential advice for blending in with the masses, from finding a coven to avoiding the media (and mirrors) to staying on top of the latest fashion trendsWelcome to the night. The book has been read, but is in excellent condition. Pages are intact and not marred by notes or highlighting. The spine remains undamaged. Artikel-Nr. GOR001686654
Anzahl: 4 verfügbar