A Sail of Two Idiots: 100+ Lessons and Laughs from a Non-Sailor Who Quit the Rat Race, Took the Helm, and Sailed to a New Life in the Caribbean - Softcover

Petrillo, Renee

 
9780071779845: A Sail of Two Idiots: 100+ Lessons and Laughs from a Non-Sailor Who Quit the Rat Race, Took the Helm, and Sailed to a New Life in the Caribbean

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"It was the best of dreams, it was the worst of dreams, it was an age of consulting the nautical experts, it was the age of landlubber foolishness, it was the epoch of determination, it was the epoch of despair, it was the season of hurricanes, it was a spring of beachcombing..."

If you dream about chucking it all away and sailing toward an island life, read this first

Renee and Michael didn't have any boating experience and when their plans to remedy that fell through the two had to learn everything the hard way. Despite themselves they managed to get from Miami to Grenada, eventually dropping the anchor of their cruising catamaran at the island of their dreams. Determined to save future sailors from themselves, A Sail of Two Idiots includes lessons Renee and Michael learned and shares them with you as examples of what and what not to do. This a how-to guide wrapped in a funny story-kind of like getting your serving of vegetables from a slice of pizza. Read this and make your dream of sailing away a reality. Includes:
  • "What Broke?" sections explores the ongoing maintenance and upkeep of a cruising multihull
  • "Island" section provide assessments of the islands of the Caribbean

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A Sail of Two Idiots

100+ Lessons and Laughs from a Non-Sailor Who Quit the Rat Race, Took the Helm, and Sailed to a New Life in the Caribbean

By Renee D. Petrillo

The McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc.

Copyright © 2012 Renee D. Petrillo
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-0-07-177984-5

Contents

Lessons
Nautical Mumbo-Jumbo
Preface
Contemplating the Plunge
1 Whose Idea Was This Anyway?
2 Monohulls vs. Catamarans
3 Let's Buy a Boat
4 The Best-Laid Plans
5 Ahoy, Matey!
Casting Off
6 And We're Off—Not
7 Bahamas Here We Come!
Exploring the Islands
8 Welcome to the Bahamas!
9 Becoming Green Turtle (Abacos) Bahamas Residents
10 Breaking Free!
11 You Can't Go Home Again
12 Back to the Abacos: Practicing and Fixing, Fixing and Practicing
13 Good-Bye, Abacos, Hello, Exumas (in the Central Bahamas)
14 A Milestone Is Reached–George Town (Bahamas)
15 Who You Calling Chicken? Bahamas, Stage Left
16 Turks and Caicos–Definite Possibilities
17 The Dominican Republic—Island A+, Anchorage F?
18 Our Longest Sail Ever—Adios, Dominican Republic!
19 Hola, Puerto Rico! The United States on Island Time
20 If We Can't Be Virgins, Then Let's Go to Them (the Islands, That Is)
21 Bonjour! Welcome to St. Martin (and a Quickie to St. Barths and
Anguilla)
22 Island Hopping to Saba, Statia, and St. Kitts and Nevis (Islands That
Brush the Clouds)
23 A Stowaway on Antigua
24 Graffiti and Guadeloupe
25 Oh When Des Saintes
26 Lush-Ous Dominica
27 Martinique Gets a Quickie
28 Was That St. Lucia?
29 Reverse Course—Back to Antigua!
30 And Back Down Again on the Jacumba Express
31 Coo-Coo for Carriacou
32 From Miami to Grenada: Who'd Have Believed It?
33 St. Vincent and the Grenadines, Otherwise Known as Paradise
34 Solo Sailor on Grenada
35 The Final Run
36 Hurry Up and Wait
37 Is This It?
38 Maybe, but Let's Go to Barbuda for a Look-see
39 It Was a Bad Sail; It Was a Good Sail
Landlubbers Again
40 You're Hired, We're Home (Sort of)
41 Sell, Sell, Sell!
42 Sold ... Based on Survey
43 D Is for Deflated, Dispirited, Depressed
44 Change That to Delighted, Delirious, Disembarking!
45 Where Are We Now?
Now It's Your Turn
46 Time to Take the Plunge
47 Observations and Lists
Appendix: How We Chose Our Island
Acknowledgments
Index

Excerpt

CHAPTER 1

Whose Idea Was This Anyway?


So what drives a person to even consider buying and living on a boat? Two words:midlife crisis.

That's right. Muscle cars and dating high schoolers are so passé. If you'rereally serious about regaining your youth, you buy a boat! I kid, sort of.Boaters are more likely to be middle-aged though (which means between 40 and 90years old these days). By then they've had time to accumulate enough money tobuy a boat, maintain it, and eat and do fun things too—in that order.Whatever your age, you'll want to ensure that you have the strength and energyto do manual yachty things for whatever length of time you want to sail.

Potential boaters might be on sabbatical or enjoying early retirement. "Kids"(under 40) might want to get their wanderlust out of the way before they settledown and start a family. Seniors who have been sailing only on weekends orvacations can finally take off for good. You may even run across a few blokeswho live and breathe the sea and have figured out how to make a living being onthe water. Lest you think that boating is just for couples or men, you'd besurprised how many families you'll see out there with infants to teenagers and,yes, a few hardy solo women ply the seas as well. Folks of all sorts decide thatthey've done what they were supposed to do—they had jobs, earnedpensions/401(k)s/retirement savings, and raised their kids, and so can now runfree. Dogs? Cats? Yep, they're out there too. There's a mishmash of people inthe sailing world, which is what makes it so much fun.

Nothing personifies the idea of freedom more than boating. Just about everyonewe've ever talked to about our experiences says the same thing, "Boy, I wish Icould do that." I don't think they really mean boating—it ain't quite whatthey think it is—but they like the idea of chucking it all and beginninganew. Do any of these people sound like you?

Michael and I were of the midlife crisis variety. We had just turned 40, didn'thave kids, and didn't care about keeping up with the Joneses. We both had great,decent-paying jobs (mine as a technical writer, Michael's as a resort chiefengineer); a small house in a town we loved for many years; and favoriterestaurants, hikes, and TV shows. But we felt dragged down by the monotony oflife. We were sooooo bored! Okay, I was bored. My husband was just fine, but Ineeded something else and didn't have too hard a time convincing Michael that hedid too.

So how did we decide that sailing was the answer?

Well, first and foremost, I was still on my quest for perpetually warm weather.I'd spent my whole life seeking temperatures that only a lizard could love. Ihad grown up in New York City and never liked the cold—ever. College inPennsylvania—brrrr! I dreamt of California, Southern California,and when I finally had the money to do so, I moved there. But 65degrees—not warm enough! Next came Arizona, with summer temps of 110degrees. Perfect—until winter brought frost and sometimes snow. Michaeland I (by then a couple) gave it a valiant attempt, staying there 16 years(Arizona had a lot to like), but eventually the extreme temperatures got to us(Michael's a wimp too). Next?

The Caribbean seemed an obvious place to consider, but how to choose whichisland without seeing several? Even more baffling, how to do that with just twoweeks' vacation? While reading several guides about the Caribbean, I couldn'thelp noticing all those pictures of sailboats anchored in various harbors. Hmm... It dawned on me that buying a boat might be the way to go. We'd be able tosee all the Caribbean islands (and more of the world if we wanted to) withoutworrying about how to get there and where to stay. Even better, we could bringalong our 16-year-old cat, Shaka, while we looked.

I...

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