Rehab Blues: A Novel - Softcover

"Crazy... I almost injured myself laughing." Wendy Holmes, Daily Mail

Behind an unassuming door in the leafy Hampstead suburb of London, far far away from the flashing light-bulbs, is The Place - planet celebrity's best kept secret. When actors, sportsmen and TV presenters fall apart, The Place is where they are put back together. Where else can you have paparazzi therapy, primal-scream treatment, swap gender, or just be rebirthed in complete privacy? You'll meet, for example, Martin, the sex-obsessed footballer, Tracey, the shoplifting soap-star, Huck, the cross dressing cage fighter, and Toni, the incontinent rock-star. They are all drawing on the The Place's good vibes channelled by its groovy, off-beat staff. Will the secret of its success last? Come inside and take a peek...