When the Balls Drop: How I Learned to Get Real and Embrace Life's Second Half - Softcover

"Dear Brad, I just read the book. If you were this funny on the show we coulda done another year. What the fuck? Seriously though, everyone should buy Brad's book. It's a win-win. You'll relate, you'll laugh, and if he does well as a writer he'll give up television."--Ray Romano

"Little does Brad Garrett know but his balls never dropped. He had none to begin with. This is not a 'mid-life' memoir, this is a 'life-support' memoir. Do us all a favor and pull the plug."--Kevin Nealon

"Garrett is a naturally funny writer...readers will laugh. A laugh a lot."----Michael Ian Black in a New York Times Book Review

"Of all the balls in all the nut sacks in all the world, Brad Garrett's are the last pair I'd want to think about. But not unlike most of his dates, Brad has forced them on us. So before this winds up in the Costco remainder bin, be the first and only on your block to buy a copy. He's just a sex tape and an appearance on Dancing With The Stars away from reviving his career."--Nathan Lane

A refreshingly candid and wickedly funny look at life’s second half from Everybody Loves Raymond TV sitcom star and three-time Emmy Award–winning comic Brad Garrett.

In this no-holds-barred book of comedic and personal essays, Brad Garrett divulges his hilarious—and irreverently honest—experiences with the many challenges and ultimately joys of middle age, as he advises us on how to best navigate the dreaded “second half” of life.

Ranging in topics from genetics to genitals, sex to stereotypes, and alimony to addiction, Brad leaves no stone unturned in this raw, laugh-out-loud look at getting older. With pieces such as “No Scales in Heaven,” in which Brad points out the essential pointlessness of overthinking diet and exercise, and “Celebrating Your E.D. (erectile dysfunction) During Your Mid-Life Crisis,” the star comedian encourages you to forget the overwhelming concerns that accompany middle age and to welcome the laughs—even if you throw your back out doing it.

Penned in the blunt, conversational, no-nonsense style that has cemented Brad’s status as an icon in the comedy industry, this autobiographical book will help you accept that, no matter what, we all get old. So you might as well embrace it.