Has Anyone Seen My Pants? - Softcover

"Sarah Colonna does it again with another hilariously candid, and at times utterly heartbreaking, collection of essays. It made me laugh, it made me cry, it gave me alcohol poisoning."--Jenny Mollen, New York Times bestselling author of I LIKE YOU JUST THE WAY I AM

"I read it in one sitting; pants off."--Kelly Oxford, New York Times bestselling author of EVERYTHING'S PERFECT WHEN YOU'RE A LIAR

"This book will make you say, 'Oh my God. I thought it was just me...' You'll laugh with Sarah (okay, maybe at her a little, too) and root for her all the way through this book - she'll feel like your new best friend. And since she's not your actual best friend - you'll have to be your own best friend, and this book is the perfect guide for learning how."--Jen Kirkman, New York Times bestselling author of I CAN BARELY TAKE CARE OF MYSELF

"Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is amazing, hilarious, and I thought I was the only one that screenshot-ed texts from guys and sent it to her girlfriends. This is going to be a huge."--Meghan McCain, New York Times bestselling author of DIRTY SEXY POLITICS

New York Times bestselling author of Life as I Blow It Sarah Colonna is back with a hilarious, honest look at life in her late thirties—in all its messy, pants-missing glory.

How does a gal with a successful career, great friends, and a razor-sharp wit find herself wandering pants-less through the hallways of a casino hotel in Iowa on New Year’s Eve?

Ask Sarah Colonna.

Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling-gone-wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah’s signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart—not to mention your pants.