Death by Leisure: A Cautionary Tale - Hardcover

"War is hell. But through the eyes of Chris Ayres, It's also funny as hell." "War Reporting for Cowards reminded me of the granddaddy of the genre, Evelyn Waugh's novel Scoop, and that Ayres's book can be mentioned in the same sentence is a tribute. . . . Chronicle s many of the absurdities, horrors, and discomforts of life during wartime circa two years ago, and the honor and steadfastness of the men and women who have to endure them." -- Gary Shteyngart "Among the best of the growing number of accounts of the Iraq War." -- John Brady "Ayres's book is heartbreakingly funny and often tender and always insightful." -- Anthony Swofford "Hilarious . . . Imagine George Costanza from Seinfeld being sent off to cover the Iraq War. . . . Reads as though Larry David had rewritten MASH and Evelyn Waugh's Scoop as a comic television episode, even as it provides the reader with a visceral picture of the horrors of combat and the pecullar experience of being an embedded reporter." -- Michiko Kakutani

For Chris Ayres, the young British journalist whose first book, War Reporting for Cowards, was celebrated as "gripping" (People), "blushingly honest" (Los Angeles Times), and "hysterically funny" (CNN), life in Hollywood is no celebrity junket--it's a full-immersion gonzo experiment. After returning to Los Angeles from his harrowing experience in Iraq, Ayres decides to trade the front lines of war for the front lines of the extreme leisure economy. Like Hunter Thompson crossed with one of David Brooks's bobos in paradise, Ayres embeds himself in L.A.'s "leisuretocracy": an over-the-top-everything world of caviar facials, billionaire charity balls, souped-up SUVs, and monster home loans . . . not to mention thousand-dollar-a-night brothels and million-dollar poker tournaments. Ayres's highly leveraged lifestyle lands him a surreal night with a supermodel and a disastrous date at Michael Jackson's birthday party at Neverland Ranch (Ayres bribes the organizers five grand to get in). Dreading his thirtieth birthday and determined to find meaning--and maybe a girlfriend--through gratuitous consumption, Ayres begins to auction his possessions via Craigslist as part of a pledge to "upgrade everything." Bizarrely, he discovers this is the perfect way to meet girls: A succession of "beautiful-but-broke" starlets parade through his living room to buy his old furniture. Naturally, he marries one of them. But disaster is never far away. Whether it's a wildfire the size of Massachusetts in which Ayres becomes trapped or a flood that almost wipes his home off its mountainside, the leisure economy seems to be balanced on a precipice. In the book's brutal final section, Ayres is forced to confront theexcesses of his generation at a scene of apocalyptic destruction: the Katrina-ravaged South. Told with the same blend of offbeat irreverence, genuine pathos, and incisive social commentary as War Reporting for Cowards, Ayres's Death by Leisure is a savage and darkly humorous odyssey that taps directly into the contemporary psyche.