Are you there Vodka? It's me, Chelsea - Softcover

"PRAISE FOR CHELSEA HANDLER:
Where have I been all of Chelsea Handler's life? I had no idea how funny, how brilliant she is... she is too clever for words." (New York Post)

"If the name Chelsea Handler doesn't mean anything just yet, it will shortly. The girl's going to be huge. Has to be the funniest and most candid book about shagging ever written by a woman" (Daily Mirror)

"A rib-tickling affair that will leave you doubled up in no time. Do we love her tales!" (OK! Magazine)

"Chelsea Handler is a terrific comedian and a hilarious writer." (Jay Leno)

"Chelsea Handler writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka, Ecstasy, and sleeping with midgets and nineteen-year-olds." (Jennifer Weiner)

Life isn't easy for Chelsea - but then she doesn't make it easy. In Are you There Vodka, It's Me Chelsea, she recalls her myriad embarrassments, trials and tribulations with hilarious frankness. Like the time she told some girls at school that she was shooting movies with Goldie Hawn on location in the Galapagos, or when she decided to broaden her sexual horizons with 'Big Red', despite the fact that she was seeing a perfectly good, dark-haired man at the time.

With tips on dining in pitch black restaurants, and an (ex-) boyfriend who comes to help her dog sit two Peekapoos, but ends up getting along rather too well with 'Daisy' - Chelsea has done it all, including meeting a real mini-Chelsea. Written with biting wit, and a smart, sassy and anything-but-shy attitude, this memoir-in-stories will have you rolling around with laughter.